Jul 31

friclge:

I don’t wanna go to work. I don’t wanna grow up. I’m not going, I’m going to stay home and watch Mulan

(via pizza)

sabistuki:

STOP. This is the police, you’re under arrest for being too cute. Now, put your hands where I can hold them.

(Source: sobbinqmoved, via pizza)

notkatniss:

all clothes should be like $1

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

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Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via pizza)

“How to kill someone:
Pretend they don’t exist,
Act like everything you ever said to them was a lie.” — (via ohjaysee)

(Source: iclungtoy0u, via j4mzz)

averagefairy:

averagefairy:

did humans invent math or did we discover it

does math even exist

i already regret making this post bc smart people keep messaging me trying to explain math and it’s making me nauseous 

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

h0llo:

i havent made any really bad decisions lately im getting bored

(via pizza)

Jul 30

ronaldreagay:

shit i forgot to study for my pregnancy test

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via pizza)

(via c-alme)

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

(Source: )

(Source: pleatedjeans, via pizza)

“All it takes is three simple words to explain a complicated relationship. I love you.” —

Michael Faudet 

Follow him here

(via lovequotesrus)

(via lovequotesrus)

dignitea:

my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

(via pizza)

oldrockstars:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

“If you don’t go after what you want, you’ll never have it. If you don’t ask, the answer is always no. If you don’t step forward, you’re always in the same place.” —

Nora Roberts 

Everything you love is here

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